Background check, one two one two, sibilance.

Just a brief run-down of my qualifications for writing this blog. It occurred to me that you could stand a little background on your author, so you can sleep at night, safe in the knowledge that you're in good hands here.

Let's get to it. If you're still wondering whether you should keep reading after this, I don't know what to tell you.

--I am familiar with the alphabet.
--I have more than a passing acquaintance with coffee and coffee-making.
--I am fluent in swears.
--I have a working knowledge of pop culture.
--My schedule is flexible.
--Could you use some unsolicited advice? No problem, you're covered.
--Mood swings: check.
--Old enough to know better, too young to care.
--Finally, as with all good bloggers, my apartment needs dusting.

So as you can see, there's nothing to worry about. Recommend me to all your friends!

Go ahead, I'll wait.